One day, Monster kidnapped Princess.

Princess: "HELP

Monster: "You yell broken throat … nobody will save you"

Princess: "Broken throat ..! Broken throat ..!"

Nobody: "Princess, I come to save you"

Monster: "Ah.. see the ghost"

Ghost: "Ah.. been found..!"

Ah: "Who found me?"

Who: "Nobody found you"

Nobody: "Not me.."

Monster: "Oh, my God!"

God: "Who call me?"

Who: "Nobody call you"

Nobody: "Me again? Are you finding trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one find me?"

Which One: "Find you? Not me… Wow a lot of people here"

A Lot of People: "I just arrived… You are who?"

Which One: "I’m not who"

Who: "He is not me"

Princess: "Everyone comes to rescue me?"

Everyone: "I’m not here to rescue you. I’m here to see the crowd"

Crowd: "What is so nice seeing me?"

God: "None of my business, I better leave.."

Monster: "Before you leave, you better answer one question. So many people come to save the princess. How can I become Monster?"

Princess: "If nobody become Monster, I can go"

Nbody: "If I become Monster, how could let you go …"

How could: "I don’t want to let the princess go. I want to see the crowd"

Crowd: "See me for what?"

Monster: "Ah.. I’m going crazy..!"

Ah: "Who call me?"

Who: "Nobody call you"

Nobody: "Not me..!!"

God: "I am really going to leave …"

Princess: "Everyone leave together"

Everyone: "Ok"

Monster: "Nobody can leave…!!"

Nobody: "Ok .. Bye ..!"

From then on, the Monster really gone crazy~~

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有一天魔王把公主抓到

公主:「救命啊..!」

魔王:「你尽管叫破喉咙吧… 没有人会来救你的…」

公主:「破喉咙..! 破喉咙..!」

没有人:「公主.. 我来救你了…」

魔王:「说曹*曹*就到…」

曹* :「魔王.. 你叫我干嘛..」

魔王:「哇勒.. 看到鬼」

鬼:「靠! 被发现了..」

靠:「谁发现了我?」

谁:「没有人发现你阿」

没有人:「我哪有?」

魔王:「Oh, my God!」

上帝:「谁叫我?」

谁:「没有人叫你阿」

没有人:「又说我? 你找麻烦啊?」

麻烦:「哪一个找我?」

哪一个:「找你? 我才没有… 咦, 这儿有好多人」

好多人:「我才刚到耶…… 你是谁?」

哪一个:「我才不是谁」

谁:「他才不是我」

公主:「大家都是来救我的吗?」

大家都:「我不是来救你的, 是来看热闹的」

热闹:「我有什么好看的?」

上帝:「不关我的事, 先走了」

魔王:「你回答一个问题再走.. 为什么这么多人救公主? 我这个魔王怎么演下去?」

下去:「你好好的魔王不干, 演我做什么?」

公主:「魔王若是没有人演, 我就可以走了」

没有人:「若是我演魔王, 怎么会让你走…」

怎么会:「我才不让公主走, 我要看热闹」

热闹:「看我干什么?」

魔王:「靠! 我要疯了…….!!」

靠:「谁喊我?」

谁:「没有人喊你阿」

没有人:「我哪有?!」

上帝:「我真的要走了…」

公主:「大家都一起走吧」

大家都: 「好把」

魔王:「没有人可以走…….!!」

没有人:「Ok.. Bye..!」

从此以后，魔王精神分裂了..

What break-up means to you?

A. The end of a relationship
B. A lesson
C. A new beginning
D. Nothing

It’s is just how you see it. A half-full glass or a half-empty glass.

After break-up, can the ex-couple still be friends?
I remembered I read from somewhere, saying after breap-up, if the ex-couple can still be friends, there are only 2 reasons:-

1. They never truly loved each other.
2. One side is still loving the other one, and willing to give unconditionally.

But after break up, is there a need to become enemy?
Hates? No more contact?
Just forgive and forget, then move on!
Smile when you look back
(unless those got trauma - like being abused)

还是好朋友

没有人要内疚 没需要原宥
在十字街头 就相互保佑
那些体贴问候 那美丽镜头
没必要一分开就变成了诅咒

相爱这一场 可能是为了 能拥有一个好朋友
还是好朋友 比爱人长久
不能牵的手按在心头
在最寂寞的关头 永远在左右
事过情迁后 升华眼泪后（升华以后）
思念是最漫长的享受
那无痛的伤口 还带着温柔到白头

亲吻失去感受 火花烧到尽头
没激情有感情 有另一种邂逅

相爱这一场 可能是为了 能拥有一个好朋友
还是好朋友 比爱人长久
不能牵的手按在心头
在最寂寞的关头 永远在左右
事过情迁后 升华眼泪后（升华以后）
思念是最漫长的享受
那无痛的伤口 还带着温柔 到白头

眼泪笑了 - 刘力扬

比想象中更痛 你真的没回头
回忆不跟你走 都挤在我心中
我就有责任让它值得被珍重

谢谢你曾让我难过
谢谢我没有想太多
当爱情左盼右顾的时候

我眼泪都笑了 谁还想哭呢
再勇敢的站着 找回光和热
面对你的时候 我不会舍不得
因为你已是过客 因为路有些曲折
是美的

心碎成了沙漠 就快开凿绿洲
我没有时间不知所措
你温柔的双手 本就不属于我
又何必在乎它以后属于谁呢

你眼泪都笑了 谁还会哭呢
来不及完美的 就唱首骊歌
想起你的时候 我不是卑微的
反而我没有遗憾 因为我已爱过你
深深的

I don’t wanna talk About the things we’ve gone through Though it’s hurting me Now it’s history I’ve played all my cards And that’s what you’ve done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play The winner takes it all The loser standing small Beside the victory That’s her destiny I was in your arms Thinking I belonged there I figured it made sense Building me a fence Building me a home Thinking I’d be strong there But I was a fool Playing by the rules The gods may throw a dice Their minds as cold as ice And someone way down here Loses someone dear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It’s simple and it’s plain Why should I complain.

But tell me does she kiss Like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same When she calls your name? Somewhere deep inside You must know I miss you But what can I say Rules must be obeyed The judges will decide The likes of me abide Spectators of the show Always staying low The game is on again A lover or a friend A big thing or a small The winner takes it all I don’t wanna talk If it makes you feel sad And I understand You’ve come to shake my hand I apologize If it makes you feel bad Seeing me so tense No self-confidence But you see The winner takes it all The winner takes it all…